Bρηκα αυτη τη συζητηση στο internet και ειπα να την κανω post....
Ποσο ηλιθιοι υπαρχουν θεε μου!
(Σ.Σ. Την ιστορια την διηγειται το μελος "Elch" και η κουβεντα διαδραματιζεται σε ενα forum.Ελπιζω να ξερετε αγγλικα γιατι βαριεμαι να μεταφραζω...
Εχω τροποποιησει μερικες λεξεις, συντομογραφιες, βρισιες,κλπ, ωστε να γινει η ιστορια πιο κατανοητη...Επισης διαμορφωσα τη δομη, στιξη και μορφη του κειμενου για να ειναι πιο ευαναγνωστο.Τα πλαγια γραμματα υποδηλωνουν την "αφηγηση" του μελους Elch...)
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Shut Up I Hack YouBy "Elch" (originally posted on Slashdot)
* The dangerous hacker is called "Bitchchecker".And the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch.
* 127.0.0.1 is always the IP address of the computer you're currently using; any request there will return to your computer.
* Notice that in Germany we get Daylight Savings Time (DST) earlier than in the US.
The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with a kid insulting everyone on the #stopHipHop IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny...
* bitchchecker: Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker: Has joined #stopHipHop
< bitchchecker> why do you kick me?
< bitchchecker> can't you discus normally?
< bitchchecker> answer!
< Elch> we didn't kick you
< Elch> you had a Ping Timeout
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
< bitchchecker> what ping man
< bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
< bitchchecker> i even have DST
< bitchchecker> you banned me
< bitchchecker> admit it you son of a bitch
< HopperHunter> LOL
< HopperHunter> shit you're stupid, DST^^
< bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
< bitchchecker> for two weaks already
< bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
< Elch> You're a real computer expert
< bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
< Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^
< bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
< Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
< Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
< Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
< bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
< Elch> Now I'm frightened
< bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
< bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your IP and you're dead
< bitchchecker> say goodbye
< Elch> to whom?
< bitchchecker> to you man
< bitchchecker> buy buy
< Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker: Quit (Ping timeout#)
What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP address in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure.I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.* bitchchecker: Has joined #stopHipHop
< bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
< Metanot> lol
< Elch> Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
< bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
< bitchchecker> say buy buy
< Metanot> ah, fuck off
< bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker: Quit (Ping timeout#)
There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieved...
Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.* bitchchecker: Has joined #stopHipHop
< bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
< Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
< Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
< bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
< bitchchecker> fire wall
< Elch> maybe, i don't know
< bitchchecker> i'm 26
< Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
< Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
< Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
< bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
< bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
< Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
< bitchchecker> then my virus destroys your pc man
< Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
< Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
< Metanot> bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall - even i can do that
< bitchchecker> yes man i hack the Elch but the sucker has a fire wall
< Metanot> what firewall do you have?
< bitchchecker> like a girl
< Metanot> firewall is normal - a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^
< He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
< bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus fucker
< Elch> Noo
< Metanot> bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
< bitchchecker> you're afraid
< bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
< bitchchecker> Elch turn off your shit wall!
< Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
< bitchchecker> shut up
< Metanot> lol
< bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
< bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent than younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.< Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
< Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack
< Black
> nice play on words ^
< bitchchecker> wort man
< Elch> bitchchecker I'm still waiting for your attack!
< Metanot> how many times again? he is no hacker!
< bitchchecker> man do you want a virus?
< bitchchecker> tell me your IP and it deletes your hard drive
< Metanot> LOL give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100% you're no hacker..^
< Elch> 127.0.0.1
< Elch> it's easy
< bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
< bitchchecker> and the first files are being deleted....
< Elch> mom...
< Elch> i'll take a look
In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
< bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
< Elch> that's bad
< bitchchecker> Elch, you idiot, your hard drive G: is deleted
< Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
< bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds F: is gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. Bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.
< bitchchecker> tupac rules
< bitchchecker> Elch you son of a bitch your F: is gone and E: too
Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....
Or isn't it happening on my computer?
< bitchchecker> and D: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
< He> why doesn't meta say anything?
< Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
< Black> ^^
< bitchchecker> your D: is gone
< He> go on BITCH
The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
< bitchchecker> Elch man you're so stupid never give your IP on the internet
< bitchchecker> i'm already at C: 30 percent
Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?
* bitchchecker: Quit (Ping timeout#)
Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping Timeout".
We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
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Ελεος....Αντι να διαγραψει τα αρχεια του Elch, διεγραψε ολους τους δικους του Hard Drives, ο βλάκας!!!!!! 
Σ.Σ. Για οσος δεν ξερουν τι ειναι το "Daylight Saving Time" ριξτε μια ματια εδω
Και οσοι δεν ξερετε τι ακριβως ειναι το Ping Timeout κοιταξτε εδω
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